Older but not wiser

Bad dog! Stole a biscuit! -

dog: who are you to judge me? you people you have war and genocide and i stole a biscuit?

Good.... point here have another one

Eddie Izzard on Evil Animals

Young Grace, the puppy, turned 1 this week. Yes, a year ago on Tuesday she was borned in our living room, along with her sister, Emily. We all hoped that this coming of age would mean a cleverer, less daft, and less naughty dog.

This morning mum went downstairs to find that Grace had eaten her rosta from work, and the instructions for her new camera...

Older, but certainly not wiser or less mischevous!