My friend Liz (not Liz) sent me this and it made me chuckle - I thought you'd all enjoy it...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on GMTV, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Hilary proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Panjuin biksuits, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some dajestifs an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
02 March 2007
Inner Peace
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Too tempting that!
I like the one that tells you to visualise yourself in a peaceful wood next to a stream ... blah blah ... and it ends with you drowning someone who has upset you!
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