02 March 2007

Inner Peace

My friend Liz (not Liz) sent me this and it made me chuckle - I thought you'd all enjoy it...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on GMTV, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Hilary proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Panjuin biksuits, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some dajestifs an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

1 comment:

Liz said...

Too tempting that!

I like the one that tells you to visualise yourself in a peaceful wood next to a stream ... blah blah ... and it ends with you drowning someone who has upset you!